Mapping out my un-religiosity

These quizzes are fairly accurate.

What Religion Am I?
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (79%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Liberal Quakers (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (60%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
8. New Age (44%)
9. Reform Judaism (41%)
10. Taoism (37%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
12. New Thought (31%)
13. Scientology (31%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (24%)
15. Sikhism (24%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (19%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (16%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
21. Hinduism (11%)
22. Islam (11%)
23. Jainism (11%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
25. Roman Catholic (11%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

Which religion is the right one for you?
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism - 88%
Paganism - 63%
Buddhism - 46%
agnosticism - 25%
Judaism - 21%
Hinduism - 17%
Christianity - 8%
Islam - 0%

What kind of atheist are you?
You scored as Angry Atheist. Whoah! Down boy! It's time to let go of the belligerence and let someone else talk for a while. Even if the religious don't make must sense, you should probably observe the unspoken rules for human interaction and not yell directly into their faces.
Angry Atheist - 92%
Scientific Atheist - 75%
Militant Atheist - 75%
Spiritual Atheist - 58%
Apathetic Atheist - 58%
Agnostic - 42%
Theist - 25%