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Grew up in the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints and Roman Catholic traditions, including a stint at a Catholic school; somewhat sadly, before the point at which young women (people - not the misogynist Mormon class) wore kilts. Attended church until a teen, but held atheist sentiments from a young age, despite being in a family full of believers. This is a place for my thoughts regarding religion on both a personal level and relating to the world, of which I am a member... And Mormons say journals are a good thing :)
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Showing posts with label quiz. Show all posts

October 15, 2008

Assay-ism

Do you remember the day you officially became an agnostic?
Since I could recall comprehending the concept of God, I've always questioned their/its validity.

How about the last time you spoke or prayed to God with actual thought that someone was listening?
Never. When I was younger I thought someone might be listening, but I always had doubts.... How can one prove there is someone or something listening? If there is someone or something there, how can they hear my prayers along with the millions of others who are also praying? If there is a God, does s/he delegate the job to workers? If that's the case, how can God be all knowing and all powerful?

Did anger towards God or religion help cause you to be an atheist or agnostic?
Not initially. When I was very young it was more centered around an inability to believe and an inability to forge a "personal relationship with my Creator" (as some believers like to put it) Believing in God seemed as stupid as believing in the Tooth Fairy, and when I - at my Priesthood Parent's advisement - prayed to know the truth, I received nothing... By the time I was in middle school I had a lot of resentment about religion, since I had to go to church with my family and all of my peers seemed to blindly believe in something so utterly stupid.

Here is a good one: Were you agnostic towards ghosts, even after you became an atheist?
I'm actually more open to the idea of energy existing in some form after we die then I was when I was younger... Previously my only exposure to the idea of ghosts was through people like Silva Browne and the kinds of Wiccans who like to dance around trees and wear patchoui (no offense to those who like dancing in the forest)

Do you want to be wrong?
No, cause if I am, I'm so going to burn.

January 16, 2008

God Gene

There's a quiz about the God Gene, or peoples predisposition to religiosity (Really, it's just the "Big 5" psychological test)

If you score:
E+ your reasons are extrinsic
A++C+ your reasons are intrinsic
O+C+ your reasons are questing
E+A++C+ your reasons are both extrinsic and intrinsic
E+O+C+ Your reasons are extrinsic and questing
A++C+O+ Your reasons are intrinsic and questing
E+A++C+O+ You are the ultimate worshiper because you have three reasons to go


My Score: E-A--C--N+O=
5% likely to have The God Gene

So, if I'm reading this correctly, my motivations are not extrinsic, nor are they intrinsic, but I am questing for something (N = ?); but I can deduct that it is not a higher power, seeing as my Gene score is so low.

November 29, 2007

Mapping out my un-religiosity

These quizzes are fairly accurate.

What Religion Am I?
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (79%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Liberal Quakers (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (60%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
8. New Age (44%)
9. Reform Judaism (41%)
10. Taoism (37%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
12. New Thought (31%)
13. Scientology (31%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (24%)
15. Sikhism (24%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (19%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (16%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
21. Hinduism (11%)
22. Islam (11%)
23. Jainism (11%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
25. Roman Catholic (11%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

Which religion is the right one for you?
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism - 88%
Paganism - 63%
Buddhism - 46%
agnosticism - 25%
Judaism - 21%
Hinduism - 17%
Christianity - 8%
Islam - 0%

What kind of atheist are you?
You scored as Angry Atheist. Whoah! Down boy! It's time to let go of the belligerence and let someone else talk for a while. Even if the religious don't make must sense, you should probably observe the unspoken rules for human interaction and not yell directly into their faces.
Angry Atheist - 92%
Scientific Atheist - 75%
Militant Atheist - 75%
Spiritual Atheist - 58%
Apathetic Atheist - 58%
Agnostic - 42%
Theist - 25%

November 5, 2007

Ten Commandments

I barely pass, and even that's debatable (as with the 10th)

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com You shall have no other gods before me
At first I thought "Great; I don't beleive in an 'other god' because I beleive in none!" but Wikipedia states that "this commandment is to believe in the existence of God"

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not make an image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above
No issue there, since there is no heaven.

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not swear falsely by the name of the lord
I'm so fucking gulity of that goddamn shit!

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy
Today I slept in (sin of sloth), neglected to clean anything (but not working is good, right?), watched Fox shows (nothing good there) and inhaled (both a Word of Wisdom violation as well as being against the law, which Mormons (at least as of recent) see as being bad)

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Honor your father and your mother
Who can say they've always done what their parents want, epecially with religious parents who hold certian values you disagree with?

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not murder
I eat animals and use roach traps, so technically I murder; just because I've never killed a human doesn't make it permissible.

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not commit adultery
Described "as sexual intercourse between a man and a married woman who is not his wife" I'm not married, so guess I'm in the clear (Even though unmarried sex is a sin, it's not a commandment) I wonder if it's okay with a woman or a woman who used to be a man since it refers to a man and woman

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not steal
I plead the 5th; but I've never kidnapped anyone, which is the context of "steal" used.

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com Do not bear false witness against your neighbor
Any bad shit I've said about a neighbour has been true, and even if it wasn't, it was never in "a court of law or other proceeding"

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.comDo not covet your neighbor's wife
I've oggled a neighbours girlfriend, but I don't think any of them were married.

August 7, 2007

Seven Deadly Sins

Gluttony


Gluttony of food is one of the worst sins cause it will show on you. You will become a big lard butted person that loses your breathe all of the time. Bad for sex, I would think. So reserve your butter/gravy/Sweet Tart carvings for once a year special occasions like your birthday or Thanksgiving or ?

Other forms of gluttony mean more, more, more, until you are so overwhelmed that you cannot move. Think Goodwill, Salvation Army, Purple Heart Veterans...give it all away. See how slim you feel now?

The 7 deadly sins Test at Ok Cupid

You scored as Sloth

Sloth 81%
Wrath 69%
Envy 50%
Gluttony 44%
Lust 38%
Greed 19%
Pride 19%
Seven deadly sins
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Lust
Which Deadly Sin Are You

You crave the pleasures of the body. Your lustful desires make you crave more of what you know is good.
Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com

May 26, 2007

Testing, testing...

The Crazy Mormon Test
Smart Atheist You have honed your rational skills to rebut anything those missionaries can throw at you.

Your high Mo-Know score indicates that you probably are or were Mormon, or that you have seriously done your homework on them. Or you just lived in Utah for a while.

Your low Morthodoxy score means that you are almost definitely not Mormon, and probably not even a mainstream monotheist. Pagans and Atheists rank here, as well as naughty Christians and very bad Mormons.

Your low Me Mo Likey score shows that you hate Mormons. Maybe you hate everyone. There are pills for that. But if it's specifically Mormons you hate, you should remember that killing them was only legal until 1976.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Mo-Know
You scored higher than 99% on Morthodoxy
You scored higher than 99% on Me Mo Likey

The what kind of Mormon are you? Test
Blissfully nonMormon You don't hate Mormonism or anything; to each his own. Giving up sex, alcohol, and 10% of your income to a church that puts saccharine "family" commercials on TV just seems like a bad deal to you.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Orthodoxy
You scored higher than 99% on LDS knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on Homogeneity

Which Book Of Mormon Hero Are You

You scored as Teancum. You are like Teancum. You are fighter to the end. You are digusted by evil, and can't stand traitors. You would be something like a CIA Agent in our day. You hold strong to faith as well, and like to take out the big fish.

Teancum - 50%
3rd Nephi - 38%
Nephi - 25%
Chief Captain Moroni - 25%
Mahonri Moriancumur - 25%
Moroni - 19%
King Lamoni - 6%
Alma The Younger - 6%
Helaman - 0%
Samuel The Lamanite - 0%
Abinadi - 0%

The fact that I don't know who this is speaks volumes...