Ten Commandments

I barely pass, and even that's debatable (as with the 10th)

You shall have no other gods before me
At first I thought "Great; I don't beleive in an 'other god' because I beleive in none!" but Wikipedia states that "this commandment is to believe in the existence of God"

Do not make an image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above
No issue there, since there is no heaven.

Do not swear falsely by the name of the lord
I'm so fucking gulity of that goddamn shit!

Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy
Today I slept in (sin of sloth), neglected to clean anything (but not working is good, right?), watched Fox shows (nothing good there) and inhaled (both a Word of Wisdom violation as well as being against the law, which Mormons (at least as of recent) see as being bad)

Honor your father and your mother
Who can say they've always done what their parents want, epecially with religious parents who hold certian values you disagree with?

Do not murder
I eat animals and use roach traps, so technically I murder; just because I've never killed a human doesn't make it permissible.

Do not commit adultery
Described "as sexual intercourse between a man and a married woman who is not his wife" I'm not married, so guess I'm in the clear (Even though unmarried sex is a sin, it's not a commandment) I wonder if it's okay with a woman or a woman who used to be a man since it refers to a man and woman

Do not steal
I plead the 5th; but I've never kidnapped anyone, which is the context of "steal" used.

Do not bear false witness against your neighbor
Any bad shit I've said about a neighbour has been true, and even if it wasn't, it was never in "a court of law or other proceeding"

Do not covet your neighbor's wife
I've oggled a neighbours girlfriend, but I don't think any of them were married.